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We have several new plugins added to the server: RestartMe - This is a plugin that can allow an easy way to restart the server, but was an edited version of NukeRestart. Michael rewrote the entire plugin (not sure why). According to Michael, no original source code remains (or very little). AutoIn - This plugin fixes the long lived skin issue, where we had a server full of steves. This plugin fixes that, however there have been multiple players who were unable to login. If this happens to you, simply use a different username. There have yet to be any incidents with those who actually paid for Minecraft. There are other plugins added, but those are to be kept private. Sorry. Now, we have some promotions! 16dbaxter - Promoted to Helper! Ivory - Promoted to Manager! Esponshadow1 - Promoted to Manger! TheGamerOfficial - Promoted to Moderator! Now, a couple things I need to address: What a valid ban is: We had an incident where a member was banned permanently for spamming /suicide Please be aware in the future that no more than a 5 minute temp ban is needed for something so silly. This is what I have tried to get away from, one of the very founding principles of this community's comeback. PLEASE OP ME! CAN I BE STAFF? CAN I BE ADMIN? HALO PROMOTE ME YOUR SERVER HAS LIKE 2 PEOPLE ON AVERAGE AND YOU NEED MORE STAFF TO ADVERTISE! Sigh. All I can say to this is: SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING FOR FUCKING RANKS!!! When you ask for a rank, you won't get it. You get a rank by being a good member of the community, not by kissing my ass and begging. Besides, the current Staff-to-player ratio is something like 5 staff to each player. We are NOT looking for staff at this time. So shut your damn mouth and quit asking. The staff forum will return to its original purpose - "to create an ongoing list of candidates". That's it.

Ofc its a cracked server. :3

Just FYI, Chaotic United is NOT having anything Xbox-related other than just discussion, which is already implemented.

As most of the staff know, this past weekend has been rough on us. I am considering taking a small break from it all in order to recover. There was an incident that occurred which left an air of depression and darkness surrounding the CU staff. Some of you know what it is, three of you were involved directly. If you don't know, or weren't there Saturday, you won't be told. It is for security reasons of the person involved. And I promised that person that I wouldn't be the one to spread the information. If you know of this, do not tell anyone, at all, ever, or you will be at the least removed from staff, and most likely banned from CU for a long time. If you are a staff member, you are not required to attend to normal duties (not that there are actually any anyway). If you absolutely need to contact me because the world is ending, or if shit is about to hit the fan, or some other imminent crisis, you can contact me one of the following ways: Steam: haloman5000 Skype: haloman311 Xbox LIVE: haloman5000 I believe I speak for everyone when I say I just need some time to recover. I may log on to the server occasionally during this time, but don't expect to see the traditional, happy, full-of-life haloman30. You might get a slight chuckle out of me, but other than that... I just need some time alone. Thank you for understanding.

Could be a while before that happens, so far it's proving to be a royal pain in the ass to obtain players. But keep in mind, there is normally a fair amount of activity, though nowhere near the 200 player cap. This is probably due to the recent events that has resulted in almost the entirety of the Chaotic United staff holding back a bit to recover. Feel free to do some advertising though.

Welcome back!

Its abandoned, and 1.6, so most likely not.

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As of yesterday, Hurricane Craft has joined Chaotic United. I personally registered the domain hurricanecraft.com again and then made it point here. There was also a day-long dispute about United AlyCraft being dropped, that has been revoked. United AlyCraft has rejoined Chaotic United. That is all, I don't feel like typing today. Sorry.

Okay, this is getting out of control. After you release the rest of the information we are going to have to talk.

So uh, go to this link. Press the button once and leave your reply!

Just to touch up on a few things that most of us seem to have forgotten. AwakenedRage (Michael) hosting the Minecraft server is NOT a permanent setup at the moment (subject to change). Please continue donating, your donations will be going towards a full year of hosting equal to our current server power. Even I have gotten a little too comfortable with Michael. But we must remember this. If you choose to donate, please do so at chaoticunited.minecraftmarket.com There have been new players lately as well. Please advertise us! We can boost our server popularity and get new players as well. Cheers, -haloman30, Chaotic United Owner/Admin

Benjamin Jay ate a turd and jumped like seabiscuit all his life, despite the development that his turtle contracted HIV during exile. His erect refrigerator took out the huge moist banana from his floor and into various holes of ntx's angina. Snowflakes make nice alternatives appealing to mediocre structures. Suddenly potatoes started raining endlessly across classrooms made much cake succumb with somali pirates which took advantage of exchanging condoms rised in Canada. According to Blar Flanagan, decomposing in Russia has declared that Ukraine became full of annoying rebels with tuxedos super glued to guard posts cursing battleships into shipwrecks, while eating trucks. Korean potatoes radioactively segregated all misconstrued antelopes, therefore the president ntx2 said "hallegua kamikaze", then raging apologetically, he proceeded to procrastinate mowing lawns for smallgoods and vegetables with Indians curry in my large futon mischievously nationalistically while seducing AtomicBeast101 inside a uterus when Alex pooped rainbows through his multiple penises. Bobbie had a ionized dump unloaded into Tai's car because he had to pee. Rockets launch right into

Benjamin Jay ate a turd and jumped like seabiscuit all his life, despite the development that his turtle contracted HIV during exile. His erect refrigerator took out the huge moist banana from his floor and into various holes of ntx's angina. Snowflakes make nice alternatives appealing to mediocre structures. Suddenly potatoes started raining endlessly across classrooms made much cake succumb with somali pirates which took advantage of exchanging condoms rised in Canada. According to Blar Flanagan, decomposing in Russia has declared that Ukraine became full of annoying rebels with tuxedos super glued to guard posts cursing battleships into shipwrecks, while eating trucks. Korean potatoes radioactively segregated all misconstrued antelopes, therefore the president ntx2 said "hallegua kamikaze", then raging apologetically, he proceeded to procrastinate mowing lawns for smallgoods and vegetables with Indians curry in my large futon mischievously nationalistically while seducing AtomicBeast101 inside a uterus when Alex pooped rainbows through his multiple penises. Bobbie had a ionized dump unloaded into Tai's car because he

A while back I was going to try and make some changes to split Factions from survival, mainly due to the itemspawning, etc. This change has been implemented just now (almost). Those of you who can, I will need to temporarily demote you to a member rank to ensure the permissions are working correctly. Then, if all is well, I will reopen the Factions portal. What about protection, Halo man? I am aware that most of you use factions to do antigrief without a WorldGuard needed. I have went ahead and added Residence for survival protection. You will be unable to make faction claims in the survival world, however existing claims WILL remain. If you want, you can move your factions to the actual factions world, and I can set a WorldGuard on any current builds that need it (or you can just use Residence). Also please ignore the "~Wilderness" notifications on Survival, I assure you that factions commands are disabled. All donor perms will only work on Survival. If you ever have any suggestions, please post them in the Suggestions & Feedback forum!

You will be unbanned, and your rank will be set to Platinum. IF you answer the following question: If there's another incident after your unban, don't expect me to be so easy to unban.

For founding Nuclear District, and keeping a whole community United when CU died.

Lately, you may have noticed the new and improved "Chaotic District" theme. For those of you who are new, let me tell you what Chaotic District is. During the couple months before I purchased "chaoticunited.net", I was going to try and start something that would be a sort of sucessor to Chaotic United. This was around mid-June of 2014. At that time, the only person in contact with Killerteddy1 was Josh_3210. I had asked josh if I was allowed to reboot Chaotic United in September, and he just told me to register chaoticunited.net. So just days later, I registered the domain name "chaoticunited.net". Days later Alycat returned, and just weeks later we were running with full IP.Board forum software. Since then, we have, in my opinion, reached a point better than CU was at in 2013. The reason I say this when we continue to have a nearly empty server 5/7 weekdays is just that. We don't need donations to survive. This is partially what killed Chaotic United in the past; Teddy didn't use the donations and thus, CU collapsed ultimately due to a lack of financial support. I also have new information regarding Killerteddy1 and his end on Chaotic United, but thats for another day. There is also a theme that I have had to rebuild, bit by bit. This is the Chaotic v3 theme, designed by Spencer back in the day. (Awesome job, Spencer! ) I had a backup template of it, and luckily enough source code was retained to be able to be redesigned almost exactly as before. It isn't public yet, but I hope to have it public VERY soon. At the moment, I am waiting to get MikeStardust's permission to use the logo. But I will share some screenshots for you for the time being. Enjoy.

United AlyCraft joined the Chaotic United Network in the very beginning. Now these two entities will become as one. Alycat, owner of United AlyCraft, has decided to try and create a Gaming Company (or something). A step towards this, is to "complete" an action that began in September 2014. Which was a merge between the two. What this will mean for current Chaotic United players: Your forums experience will be largely unaffected, however you will probably notice an influx of new users. They will come from United AlyCraft, please welcome them into Chaotic United with open arms. What this will mean for United AlyCraft players: The existing United AlyCraft forums will be completely removed, and the domain unitedalycraft.com is being transferred to me. Also, I am in the process of mirroring the majority of the current forums for UAC. This may be made public for archival purposes later on. For now, it will be for validation of ranks. If you were staff at UAC, you will not necessarily be given a rank back here. You will need to prove to me that you are going to be a good staff member first. I am not going to jeopardize the months and future years of work I plan to invest into Chaotic United only to have it screwed up by potentially bad staff members. However, if you are already a good staff, you shouldn't have any trouble earning it back. If you are NOT a good staff member, well, good luck.

It's amazing, how far we've come. Officially starting September 5, 2014, when chaoticunited.net was purchased, we have come so far in such a short time. We have gotten an IP.Board license, a fully functional Minecraft server eventually, and more recently, a TeamSpeak 3 and Mumble server. And, on April 26, 2015, we will celebrate Chaotic United's 4th Anniversary. Before then, I want to ask you guys about the future. As in, what service do you want to see next? Cast your votes, and if you vote "other", please reply with your suggestion. Be aware it could be some time before we set up a new service. UPDATE: Most likely, a WOW and RS will not be possible for a long time. If we decide to get one, Michael will leave and we will not have the MC server hosted anymore. But theres something in the works behind the scenes that ought to satisfy your need for MMORPG's.

The TeamSpeak server is now online! Connect using ts.chaoticunited.net There is a small chance that we may switch to another voice chat service later on. But as of now, we are running TeamSpeak. Enjoy!

Its run on a home server. Like an actual server machine, not just a powerful desktop PC. And heres the best part: ITZ FREE (FOR MEE)

haloman5000 should pull me up. If not try haloman30.