I copy/pasted in the endless copypasta story text and told it to write a story based upon it, this is the result
Once upon a time, there was a man named Benjamin Jay who lived a peculiar life. Despite the fact that his pet turtle had contracted HIV during their time in exile, he continued to live his life as if nothing was wrong. He would eat strange objects like turds and jump around like the famous racehorse Seabiscuit. One day, Benjamin took a huge moist banana out of his floor and placed it into various holes in the walls of a place called ntx's angina. He found solace in the snowflakes that offered a nice alternative to the mundane structures around him. However, this peace was short-lived as potatoes began to rain endlessly, causing chaos in classrooms and even making cake succumb to pirate attacks from Somalia. In a world where decomportation in Russia had declared Ukraine as being full of annoying rebels and where Korean potatoes had segregated all misconstrued antelopes, the President of ntx2 made a shocking statement. He exclaimed "hallegua kamikaze" and proceeded to procrastinate mowing lawns for small goods and vegetables with Indians curry. Meanwhile, Benjamin was seducing AtomicBeast101 inside a uterus, while Alex was defecating rainbows through his multiple penises. Bobbie had an unfortunate accident when he had to relieve himself and ended up unloading an ionized dump into Tai's car. Rockets launched into Haloman30's canvas, while Valve shut down Nik's small, wet potato using Micheal's massive ego. Windwhistle was rumored to have contracted aids while eating popcorn, and 420Blizzin was forced to live frugally. Haloman30, on the other hand, ate large juicy pineapples and Killerteddy1 destroyed massive populations of drug dealers. MILKANDOREOS and Durite potatoes amassed and extorted money from Communist China, while Iamthebeautyx decided that Haloman30 should become a landlord. Spencer manifested greatness by being a femboy, and TheHumanMachine_YT started drinking Pepsi and engaged in a scandalous act with Benjamin's wife who was eating ravioli. In conclusion, the strange occurrences and actions of the characters in this world left a certain creature bewildered. They declared, "Son, it seems likely that you don't understand." And with that, the story ends, leaving the reader to ponder the strange and peculiar events that took place in this strange world.
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