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Benjamin Jay ate a turd and jumped like seabiscuit all his life, despite the development that his turtle contracted HIV during exile. His erect refrigerator took out the huge moist banana from his floor and into various holes of ntx's angina. Snowflakes make nice alternatives appealing to mediocre structures. Suddenly potatoes started raining endlessly across classrooms made much cake succumb with somali pirates which took advantage of exchanging condoms rised in Canada. According to Blar Flanagan, decomposing in Russia has declared that Ukraine became full of annoying rebels with tuxedos super glued to guard posts cursing battleships into shipwrecks, while eating trucks. Korean potatoes radioactively segregated all misconstrued antelopes, therefore the president ntx2 said "hallegua kamikaze", then raging apologetically, he proceeded to procrastinate mowing lawns for smallgoods and vegetables with Indians curry in my large futon mischievously nationalistically while seducing AtomicBeast101 inside a uterus when Alex pooped rainbows through his multiple penises. Bobbie had a ionized dump unloaded into Tai's car because he had to pee. Rockets launch right into Haloman30's pink greasy stretched canvas because Americans can't clone Bobbie's penis into inionized shorts. Valve can severely shut down Nik's small, wet potato using Micheal's massive ego and therefore had been alycats imagination that he was insane. The potato that esponshadow1 authorized had gotten very hot. Sometimes Windwhistle contracts aids while having popcorn. 420Blizzin had to live frugally. haloman30 eats large juicy pineapples. Killerteddy1 destroys massive populations of drug dealers while Stoneharry contemplates mass condensation of massive baby seabiscuits because his cat ceased alive. MILKANDOREOS and the Durite potatoes amassed, then extorted money from Communist China. Iamthebeautyx decided that haloman30 should become a landlord. Spencer manifested greatness by being a femboy. TheHumanMachine_YT started drinking pepsi and fucked my wife who ate ravioli. A certain creature said "Son, it seems likely that you don't understand pringles man." While swimming through vegemite and ketchup, his bajongo bojangled the bongo. Recently, Richael michaeled my rifle and furiously rammed coolant down Juppy's beanies mixed and blew DMT with

Benjamin Jay ate a turd and jumped like seabiscuit all his life, despite the development that his turtle contracted HIV during exile. His erect refrigerator took out the huge moist banana from his floor and into various holes of ntx's angina. Snowflakes make nice alternatives appealing to mediocre structures. Suddenly potatoes started raining endlessly across classrooms made much cake succumb with somali pirates which took advantage of exchanging condoms rised in Canada. According to Blar Flanagan, decomposing in Russia has declared that Ukraine became full of annoying rebels with tuxedos super glued to guard posts cursing battleships into shipwrecks, while eating trucks. Korean potatoes radioactively segregated all misconstrued antelopes, therefore the president ntx2 said "hallegua kamikaze", then raging apologetically, he proceeded to procrastinate mowing lawns for smallgoods and vegetables with Indians curry in my large futon mischievously nationalistically while seducing AtomicBeast101 inside a uterus when Alex pooped rainbows through his multiple penises. Bobbie had a ionized dump unloaded into Tai's car because he had to pee. Rockets launch right into Haloman30's pink greasy stretched canvas because Americans can't clone Bobbie's penis into inionized shorts. Valve can severely shut down Nik's small, wet potato using Micheal's massive ego and therefore had been alycats imagination that he was insane. The potato that esponshadow1 authorized had gotten very hot. Sometimes Windwhistle contracts aids while having popcorn. 420Blizzin had to live frugally. haloman30 eats large juicy pineapples. Killerteddy1 destroys massive populations of drug dealers while Stoneharry contemplates mass condensation of massive baby seabiscuits because his cat ceased alive. MILKANDOREOS and the Durite potatoes amassed, then extorted money from Communist China. Iamthebeautyx decided that haloman30 should become a landlord. Spencer manifested greatness by being a femboy. TheHumanMachine_YT started drinking pepsi and fucked my wife who ate ravioli. A certain creature said "Son, it seems likely that you don't understand pringles man." While swimming through vegemite and ketchup, his bajongo bojangled the bongo. Recently, Richael michaeled my rifle and furiously rammed coolant down Juppy's beanies mixed and blew DMT

+ Added Vintage Story page (shows general links/info about Vintage Story) - Removed Killerteddy

* Updated Greenleaf Anti-Cheat - Removed Killerteddy

+ Added plugin: Ecotale + Added plugin: EcotaleMarket + Added plugin: WiFlows Claims * Updated plugin: EssentialsPlus * Updated plugin: CUEssentials * Updated plugin: CUStatus * Updated plugin: MobMoney * Updated plugin: HyUI * Updated server to 0.5.7 * Economy is now handled through Ecotale instead of CUEssentials * Claims are now handled through WiFlows Claims instead of EasyClaims (old claims are NOT carried over - be sure to reclaim your land!) - Removed Killerteddy

Hey, everyone! Another short and sweet announcement today - we've introduced yet another block game server! This time, for Vintage Story! We've actually had this server up for about a week now - but we were still in the process of setting it up and fine tuning things. And thus far, we're happy to report that the server has been doing fairly well - thus far our peak player count has been 14. What is Vintage Story? Vintage Story is a survival sandbox game, with a strong emphasis on realism - along with some eldritch horror themes mixed in. Unlike Minecraft, it leans much further on the survival side of things - though it also provides a great deal of options for creative building as well. It's certainly not for everyone - but if that kind of experience interests you, then feel free to join it at vs.chaoticunited.net! You can also simply search for "Chaotic United" in the server list if you prefer. Our server in particular is largely just a vanilla server - with a couple tweaks to world generation and gameplay, including: Larger percentage of oceans to separate continents Temporal Gears set spawn location permanently upon usage (rather than being limited to 20 respawns) Fire spread has been disabled A starter kit has been created, and can be used once per player by using /starterkit What about Minecraft and Hytale? Fear not - our Minecraft server isn't going anywhere, we're still working on new content and features for it - including the long-awaited return of MagicStuff. We're also aware that Hytale has been down for some time - and we plan to get that server back up and running soon. For now, though - that's all we've got! We look forward to seeing some of you on Vintage Story, and of course Hytale and Minecraft as well!

+ Added Vintage Story subforum + Added Vintage Story IP and status to sidebar

* Updated CUChestShop to 1.0.4 * Fixed an issue where other players could open and destroy other players' shops - Removed Killerteddy

+ Added mod: Cable Facades + Added mod: Farmer's Respite * Minor resource file tweak - Removed Killerteddy

+ Added mod: Dynamic Lights Reforged - Removed Killerteddy

+ Added mod: CraftTweaker - Removed Killerteddy

I'm back once again to talk about the greatest thing this ancient server has provided to us (i.e. me), pumpkins! Describing the search for pumpkins in beta is like looking for diamonds... oh wait, that's easier! After aimlessly walking around for several hours, I found a grand total of (!!!!) 4 (FOUR!!!!) FUCKING PUMPKINS! Why are they so hard to find in Beta? You can't farm them, so they're equivalent of truffle in the wild without a dog to sniff em' out!! What was Notch thinking?! But that's not what this blog post is about... it's about how what the great Haloman(30) has given to this far-gone server. *clears throat* Uh, he added them to a store upon my request. WHICH IS FUCKING AMAZING! I can finally use pumpkin as a building block Here are some pictures I took after buying a stack worth!

+ Added Pumpkins to server shop - Removed Killerteddy

What is your Minecraft Username?: Infinite_blossom What can you do to help our community?: Pop in for headcount How did you find out about Chaotic United?: I played back when cracked accounts were a thing that was popular Were you a member of the old Chaotic United, Nuclear District, or other branch/affiliated community?: Old Chaotic United (2011-2014) If you selected 'Other' to the above question, what community were you a part of?:

Benjamin Jay ate a turd and jumped like seabiscuit all his life, despite the development that his turtle contracted HIV during exile. His erect refrigerator took out the huge moist banana from his floor and into various holes of ntx's angina. Snowflakes make nice alternatives appealing to mediocre structures. Suddenly potatoes started raining endlessly across classrooms made much cake succumb with somali pirates which took advantage of exchanging condoms rised in Canada. According to Blar Flanagan, decomposing in Russia has declared that Ukraine became full of annoying rebels with tuxedos super glued to guard posts cursing battleships into shipwrecks, while eating trucks. Korean potatoes radioactively segregated all misconstrued antelopes, therefore the president ntx2 said "hallegua kamikaze", then raging apologetically, he proceeded to procrastinate mowing lawns for smallgoods and vegetables with Indians curry in my large futon mischievously nationalistically while seducing AtomicBeast101 inside a uterus when Alex pooped rainbows through his multiple penises. Bobbie had a ionized dump unloaded into Tai's car because he had to pee. Rockets launch right into Haloman30's pink greasy stretched canvas because Americans can't clone Bobbie's penis into inionized shorts. Valve can severely shut down Nik's small, wet potato using Micheal's massive ego and therefore had been alycats imagination that he was insane. The potato that esponshadow1 authorized had gotten very hot. Sometimes Windwhistle contracts aids while having popcorn. 420Blizzin had to live frugally. haloman30 eats large juicy pineapples. Killerteddy1 destroys massive populations of drug dealers while Stoneharry contemplates mass condensation of massive baby seabiscuits because his cat ceased alive. MILKANDOREOS and the Durite potatoes amassed, then extorted money from Communist China. Iamthebeautyx decided that haloman30 should become a landlord. Spencer manifested greatness by being a femboy. TheHumanMachine_YT started drinking pepsi and fucked my wife who ate ravioli. A certain creature said "Son, it seems likely that you don't understand pringles man." While swimming through vegemite and ketchup, his bajongo bojangled the bongo. Recently, Richael michaeled my rifle and furiously rammed coolant down Juppy's beanies mixed and blew

* Updated BungeeCord (allows connections from MC 1.21.11) * Updated ViaVersion to 5.7.0 - Removed Killerteddy

* Updated CUStatus to 1.2.5 - Removed Killerteddy

+ Added plugin: MobMoney * Money can now be earned from all ores (mobs coming soon) - Removed Killerteddy

+ Added plugin to SkyBlock: VillagerLobotomizer - Removed Killerteddy

* Updated to 2026.01.24 - Removed Killerteddy

+ Added plugin: EssentialsCore + Added plugin: HOS Status + Added plugin: Kyv Vanish - Removed Killerteddy

Hey, everyone! We've got something exciting to share today! We have officially launched our Hytale server! If you don't care too much about all the details, feel free to hop on at hytale.chaoticunited.net! Otherwise, if you've managed to resist TikTok brain and are curious to learn more, keep reading. What is Hytale? Hytale is a sandbox/RPG hybrid developed by Hypixel Studios - yes, led by the same folks who run the Hypixel Minecraft server. They first announced Hytale back in 2018, and continued development for a while, before being acquired by Riot Games. Updates gradually slowed, due to scope creep and a total engine rewrite in C++ (as opposed to their original Java engine, used in the initial trailers and such). It was ultimately cancelled in mid-2025 - until it was then bought back from Riot games by the original creator, and now, has finally (and surprisingly quickly) launched in early access! For us, this was something we felt was a huge opportunity to dive into - as it was built for modders and server developers in mind, which even in this early access state is overwhelmingly obvious. Without getting excessively technical, the vanilla Hytale server has APIs for permissions, plugins, content mods, and so much more - we're still learning as we go, but it seemingly has the capability of not just something akin to a Bukkit API, but even the ability to actually add new content - and there's already a fairly substantial chunk of mods online. What's available on the server? For now, the server isn't anything too special - it's a fairly minimal server setup, with some basic permissions and land claim functionality. As time goes on, and depending on what you folks are interested in, we expect that to change as time goes on, potentially relatively quickly - and of course as both ourselves and the broader Hytale community learn what exactly can and can't be done with the game. Currently, there are no donor ranks, nor any other form of monetization - we're still deciding on how we want to approach this with this new server. On our Discord server, we've also introduced a #hytale-chatlogs channel, which acts much like our #mc-chatlogs channel. Cracked Support Some of you will know that in the past, our Minecraft server has supported cracked players (as in, players who didn't yet own a legitimate copy of the game). Technically, we still do - though we don't actively promote this feature, and we broadly feel that you should probably just buy the game at this point - it's a fantastic value, especially on Java Edition. The only reason we keep cracked support in is purely legacy reasons - the old CU was cracked, and Nuclear District's server was cracked early on, and so we've kept that going in spite of it all. Hytale, being a new server and a new game, will not be following this trend - and we will not be supporting cracked clients. This is still largely an indie game - and we feel, similar to Minecraft, you should probably just buy the game. With the game being in early access, we encourage you to check videos and reviews online if you'd like to better understand if you'll enjoy it or not. What does this mean for the Minecraft server? Overall, not much - our Minecraft server isn't going anywhere. The only real impact is that, depending on the success of the Hytale server (and the game overall), there may be more or less time devoted to the Hytale server - and so this may further impact feature development and updates on the MC server. As always, though, we remain committed to continuing our Minecraft server onwards, and our plans for upcoming custom content (which remains quite expansive) have not changed in any degree - you can still expect to see the return of MagicStuff soon™. For now, though, that's all we've got! We look forward to seeing you folks on Hytale!

Initial public launch + Added plugin: CUEssentials + Added plugin: CUStatus + Added plugin: OrbisGuard + Added plugin: EasyClaims * Updated to Hytale 2026.01.17 - Removed Killerteddy

* Updated GSit in SkyBlock from 1.10.0 to 3.1.1 - Removed Killerteddy