This was just an April Fool's joke. Feel free to enjoy the announcement anyway, though!
Hey, everyone!
For the past few years, we have been thinking that we need to move into new business ventures. For many years, we have only had a Minecraft server and we've failed to evolve. For the past couple months, our team has been hard at work thinking up new ways to expand and grow Chaotic United, and we are finally ready to show off our boldest move yet.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the Chaotic United team is proud to present:
Our dog food is an entirely original formula, created specifically for a happy, healthy dog. The food is great for puppies and grown dogs, so no need to change their food on them as they get older. Some of the key ingredients include:
- Vitamin D
- Vitamin P
- Red 46
- Blue 122
- Calcium
- dog vitamins
- Minerals
- Natural flavors
Now, I know what you must be thinking. Where can I buy some of this? Well, we are still in the process of working with major retailers to put our food on store shelves. However, we are offering it directly from our own store!
Buy Woof Bites™ from the CU Store
We hope you guys are as excited as we are for the future of Chaotic United!
