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GuitarXpress got a reaction from 66boik99 in Back for my every 2 years visit, hope things are going well! -- 66boik99
hi there!
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GuitarXpress reacted to haloman30 in Life is a mystery waiting to be solved.
And CU is the solution.
#Marketing
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GuitarXpress got a reaction from haloman30 in if you jingle my bells i'll show you a white christmas
Not gonna lie, took me 6 days to get the joke
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GuitarXpress reacted to haloman30 in So what's everybody's plan for Christmas?
masturbating to ur cover photo
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GuitarXpress reacted to haloman30 in Hard to believe that not too long ago (fuck its been five YEARS) I joined and little
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GuitarXpress reacted to wafflebitez in What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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