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Status Replies posted by HeyImJ0hn

  1. is it weird that i shampoo my armpit hair

  2. if you jingle my bells i'll show you a white christmas

    1. HeyImJ0hn


      Not gonna lie, took me 6 days to get the joke

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  3. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    1. HeyImJ0hn


      I'll be honest, I only read the first line and than got tired.

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  4. horray now basically everyone can get ranks on MC c:

  5. calo pls giv admin 2 me 2 b ver best leik no 1 evr wus

  6. The moment when u realize that ur life doesnt suck anymore :D

  7. I hate Windows Updates, I almost am at the point where I want to strangle the programmers of Windows Update and make them fix this.

  8. My computer isnt fucked up anymore and now I have windows 10 so ayy lmao

  9. So I was just flying over the water, when I pooped myself with that elder guardian face on my screen ;_; never get near a water temple unprepared

    1. HeyImJ0hn


      dont get close to a water temple, just dont

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